Transgender? sh-- that's a game changer now isn't it. Man transgendered are hot, tone muscle and all that sh--, and you know transgendered wax like once a week. Regular women wax like once a month if that.
F--- yeah, if I was the CEO and I knew you were a tranny I'd keep you on for life just because you know trannies keep themselves up and got hard bodies. Plus it demoralizes the rednecks and maybe they'd just quit?
Indian females? Hey man again if I was CEO if keep Indian females, they know how to count. You put the transgender with the Indian female and what more would you need? I mean sh--, good at math, well groomed and waxed, both are probably fit and skinny. I just don't see a downside?
I bet they'd even carpool and not ask for raises. You could give one waxing gift cards for a bonus and the other a title and more work as a bonus and they'd love you for it.
I just don't see a downside to this and a geophysicist transgender, that's got to be the smartest combination ever. If I was CEO you both would be safe and on my staff.