Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

i LOVE Chevron

I love my fat paycheck and the ability to get away with almost everything. I am being honest here. I think I can make it till retirement, another 15 years or so. I need to figure out what to do with my time. You go Chevron as you deserve it

If they could make the restrooms more private that will be just awesome. Like the ones in the Amsterdam airport, no gaps between the stalls. Why do I have to look at someones else ugly shoes and stained undies ??? Why why???

Are there any VIP restrooms?

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Post ID: @OP+HDmJVn1

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OP, I had thought the same thing 13 years ago but did not quite make it. I had 17 years left until 62 early retirement and came up 4 years short. Now I just have to get through these next 2 years until I am 60 to be able to take retirement without penalty. With my 1 year severance I should be able to make it OK.

So don't count on making the 15 years all the way to retirement.

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Post ID: @gtrq+HDmJVn1

Yup this is an example of what is left at chevron. Overpaid minions that has drained the company dry...

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Post ID: @3qeg+HDmJVn1

From the sentence structure and turn of phrase, I can tell that he is an A--hole and an asshurt loser lashing out against the military-industrial complex because he is incompetent and unsuccessful at everything else he has attempted in life. That's how these cults recruit people. They prey on the weak and incompetent.

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Post ID: @3dfs+HDmJVn1

From the sentence structure and turn of phrase, i can tell he's an Indian. From the content, a Muslim.

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Post ID: @3wqu+HDmJVn1

This is the guy who would say "don't argue, just keep it in your mind". You give yourself away.

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Post ID: @2ivq+HDmJVn1

.......Like Clockwork.........., As I posted....

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Post ID: @2tlk+HDmJVn1

Yes, there is a middle eastern type troll who gets on here periodically and bashes capitalism, oil and gas, Chevron, everything about modern industrialism. He is easily spotted by an opening doomsday prediction, such as, "you will all be laid off soon", etc. etc. and if you respond he will go on and on as if inspired by allah, and everyone else is the infidel etc. etc. He surfaces from the dark depths late at night usually, posting in broken English.

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Post ID: @2khm+HDmJVn1

TROLL

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Post ID: @2qld+HDmJVn1

You are an organism, somewhere closely representing a human being, but please don't try to fool us, you are reptile in a human cover, normal average human being cannot erupt so much sh...t like you

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Post ID: @2ick+HDmJVn1

You are very polite, this is a characteristic of very wise organism

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Post ID: @2lpa+HDmJVn1

@HDmJVn1-2jfe, No, I'm Not like you, with no job, no woman, no prospects and no future. You are simply an anti-American ignorant doofus, keeping me entertained. How about some more of your anti-capitalist doomsday theories, Idiot? Please take your head out of your butt first, and clean it off! LMAO!

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Post ID: @2rsu+HDmJVn1

Hey, @HDmJVn1-2ojz

Do you have any job? It looks like you spend most of your time on this forum of losers, everybody knows you are The Idiot of this forum, most aggressive idiot with huge sexual complexes

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Post ID: @2jfe+HDmJVn1

@HDmJVn1-2sco - oooh you poor BABy! You have a brain disease? We all feel so bad for you with your Single-celled pea-brain! Why don't you have that checked out! Maybe you will find out about your petulant doomsday syndrome! IT will make you feel better for a while and you can quit playing on mommies PC!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You stupid IDIOT LMAO at you, dumbfvck!!

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Post ID: @2ojz+HDmJVn1

My dear idiot, your level of idiotism is already proved, no need to throw away this sh-- from your rotten brain

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Post ID: @2sco+HDmJVn1

Oh, dear @-2pcl, you poor little anti-American doomsday BAYBAY!!! It's so sad that no one agrees with your pathetic worthless rants about nothing and everyone laughs at you, because you are a worthless doom-spreading anti-American raghead IDIOT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

POOR BAYBAY WHAH WHAH WHAh !!!!!!!

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Post ID: @2rto+HDmJVn1

To @HDmJVn1-1tvn

Diagnosis - idiotism

This is not surprising, as the society is coming closer and closer to collapse, idiotism at the society and individual levels are increasing exponentially, I am telling this to you as professional. Look for example at the USSR at the end of eighties and nineties, but USSR is coming back to the scene in a new form, because this is thousands years civilization, but failed USA will never come back. This is guaranteed.

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Post ID: @2pcl+HDmJVn1

Yes dear @HDmJVn1-1hut, dear anti-American troll everyone will "loose" . or rather be Foot-"Loose" EVERYBODY FOOT-"LOOSE"........ FOOT "LOOSE" - Kick off your high heeled shoes

Now I gotta cut loose, footloose

Kick off your Sunday shoes

Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees

Jack, get back, come on before we crack

Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose

Now I gotta cut looseI've been working so hard

I'm punching my card

Eight hours for what?

Oh, tell me what I got

I've got this feeling

That time's just holding me down

I'll hit the ceiling or else

I'll tear up this town

Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes

Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees

Jack, get back, come on before we crack

Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose

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Post ID: @1tvn+HDmJVn1

Lol.....this is so true. I have done nothing in 1 year. I do slobber during my daily nap. I was told about a year ago, during a time that I had a small project, that I was churning out to many action items. This created accountability. So I got the talk......this is it in a nut shell......We love the last 7 years of work. We do ask that you slow down. It's not budget or time. But we are putting to much stress on our management.....we put this in a nice PMP write up and I do nothing. I get at work, check the book to see where I can put a few bucks to bet. I take a nap....oh then it's work out time at lunch. I take no longer than 2 hours. Come back to the office, shoot the sheat for 20 minutes.....home at 3-4 everyday. I love love love Chevron.

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Post ID: @1cpo+HDmJVn1

Troll

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