Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

It must be really cool to work in the IOT group in Intel

What are you guys working on must be some pretty innovative stuff

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Flying toasters

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Post ID: @1nmi+HAXg7f2

Toxic employee:

I know this one employee (one of the most political empty heads) at Intel, just got a job at IOTG. In time, they will figure out that this employee knows very little, steals ideas and takes credit for other people's work, deliberately circumvents the flow of information to those are perceived as competition in the group.

IOTG, check your references because it always isn't what it seems.

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Post ID: @1jiv+HAXg7f2

Intel need to know rule is weird. As a consequence, nobody at Intel has a true strategy on IoT. Nobody knows! Project managers do not know the landing zone of their products. Intel already has lost the game.

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Post ID: @1jcr+HAXg7f2

Stop wasting your lives with IoT.

Do something more productive.

IoT is the biggest boondoggle in the entire history of the semiconductor industry.

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Post ID: @1ufg+HAXg7f2

Just go and check which processor most of the Intel's IoT gadgets use. Yup, it's ARM. Intel doesn't have any processors usable for that purpose. Sure the IoT kits might use Atom, which is a nightmare to program and integrate to actual products. Or Quark which has AVR's performance but i7 power consumption.

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Post ID: @1qjo+HAXg7f2

Architecture for IOT? Xscale is gone. Atom development has stopped right? I think open architecture will win. I am certain Intel leaders think otherwise. (Whisper) I build my drone's flight controller using arduino.. if they know, they would escort me out the door.lol

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Post ID: @1tyi+HAXg7f2

@1rpa - speaking of Basis, what cpu/microcontroller architecture does it use? IA? I think not. :-)

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Post ID: @1oru+HAXg7f2

IoT is great! Just ask the group in Romania.

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Post ID: @1jvm+HAXg7f2

Speaking of watches, how's that BASIS acquisition going?!?

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Post ID: @1rpa+HAXg7f2

the first 32 bit embedded micro controller made by Intel in digikey's entire 61,000 line item inventory.

As soon as we can get OEM to pay $50 for a $5 part with a min qty of 10000 and we only let you see the databook after you order.

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Post ID: @byr+HAXg7f2

There are many but first we need one that translates Murthy's speech for everyone to understand

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Post ID: @ted+HAXg7f2

Oh yeah. We are working on TOP SECRET stuff that only Intel Employees can know about. Like the IOT identifier and eliminator gizmo.

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Post ID: @jyb+HAXg7f2

quq - That is a feature we'll be adding in our 2nd GEN RealUltra Smart Watch coming out in 2018 (Meaning 2021).

Peace On You Brother ;-)

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Post ID: @mzg+HAXg7f2

IOT = Intel Obsolete Techy. Lots of those around, more to come.

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Post ID: @hnb+HAXg7f2

@uoo.. U must be a hard core Intel.. U see, ur IOT already missed POR.. the correct time to leave should had been "long time ago".. LOL.. peace brother..

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Post ID: @quq+HAXg7f2

We are developing an Ultra Smart watch.

It will tell you exactly when it's time to leave Intel (Answer: Now!)

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Post ID: @uoo+HAXg7f2

Yeah very cool stuff. We are developing robots than can walk out employees. It is a growing market.

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Post ID: @awo+HAXg7f2

Primarily the legacy embedded business, some already-obsolete hardware gateways and other bits and pieces of stuff. Or as we call it "an end-to-end IoT solution" LoL.

Heard that our lead for OIC got the boot.

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Post ID: @eui+HAXg7f2

Flying cars, mostly

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Post ID: @xrj+HAXg7f2

It is ALL COOL to work for onani-onana IOTG directors, Doug and his idiots.

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Post ID: @yaq+HAXg7f2

Mostly legacy embedded business, crappy hardware gateways and hand-waving. Throw in a few random wearable / sensor acquisitions, some software gateways and the like. Or as Intel calls it: an end-to-end solution. LoL.

Heard that the Intel rep for the OIC got the boot.

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Post ID: @djy+HAXg7f2

we are building a new dildo for BK. It has all kind of sensors. very cool indeed.

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Post ID: @vnb+HAXg7f2

We are so much more in touch with our customers now we hire most of them

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Post ID: @slw+HAXg7f2

Another great intel gimmick. How's the diversity play working on your market share?

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