Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

COP Worst Managers and Employees List

Not PC, but who are the worst managers, supervisors and employees in your organization? Let's warn other employers/employees and see how many of them survive this political purging.

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Post ID: @OP+Dwb2TwS

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Although I am an engineer, this sounds like a whole bunch of engineers and geos on here trash talking the land department because they are the cool kids. I can't hangout with most engineers. Face it boys. Engineers and geos are for the most part nerds with no social skills. And the land group is the attractive face for third party relations who can also out drink and pull your wife. Accept it. You will always be the pimple face nerd who can't sit with the cool kids (landmen)

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Post ID: @4RWm+Dwb2TwS

Why all the hate for the land dept.?

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Post ID: @3Ytt+Dwb2TwS

Landmen have land analysts who have land technicians who utilize GIS analysts to collectively do 1/4th of the work of the average employee. Stop giving them such a hard time. It's hard out there for a PLM.

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Post ID: @3Sr2+Dwb2TwS

Dang, I checked this out because it had high replies but wasn't expecting this...have to say...I think the mic was just dropped.

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Post ID: @2rxe+Dwb2TwS

"Land is the basis of all wealth"

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Post ID: @2h3e+Dwb2TwS

Not a Landman but i know many.That sort of blatant arrogance and ignorance is exactly why they are needed. Every company of any significance has a Land department - deal with it or start your own and see just how good you really are. See if you cover your ass in a complex commercial setting. Sounds like you play "hardball" like a real man - yah, that's how deals don't get done...can't make any money without any deals "brah". Also nice pick for your negotiation team - we all know how stable those regions of the world are and have been for a long time as a direct result of their ability to make concessions that result in amicable deals with the rest of the world. Crickets, bitch.

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Post ID: @2amT+Dwb2TwS

156873 must be a "Landman". Yes, Land should be outsourced and can easily be done by any commercial real estate agent who is willing to legal answer shop and BS landowners with a straight face. Classifying Land as a "technical" field is a joke, especially given the customized contracting mess that continues to plague Eagle Ford. Give me 2 Venezuelans or Arabs and we will out-negotiate you every time! Cool license plates and sports coats though, brah.

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Post ID: @1Hw7+Dwb2TwS

Oh...oh....spank me daddy. It feels like someone poured warm gravy inside me.....

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Post ID: @1ATE+Dwb2TwS

156322...the entire land department? Your ignorance is astounding. Don't know if it's something personal or if you don't respect the position (bc you don't understand it) but either way what a callous and unfounded remark. You'll get yours in the end. Double meaning intended.

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Post ID: @1JBz+Dwb2TwS

Everyone here is acting high and holy. You idiots realize that the higher ups have dealt with this type of noise before. There is a reason why we are down here and they are up there. Stop being emotional, it's embarrassing! You want to make those decisions up there? Put in the work.

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Post ID: @1feK+Dwb2TwS

Isn't this a form of cyber-bullying?

Well done parents! Have another one!

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Post ID: @1AhS+Dwb2TwS

Kind of high school wouldn't you say...

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Post ID: @1EAS+Dwb2TwS

Your mom was the worst boss but also the most rewarding

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Post ID: @1tyR+Dwb2TwS

Matt Fox, Dave Mabee, Bill Patterson (RIP), Carey Farmer, Gene True and the entire Land department come to mind.

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Post ID: @8rd+Dwb2TwS

156234 - THIS. I'm still waiting for somebody who either has nothing to lose or a f***ton of money to brave the inevitable lawsuit (cause you know they'd sick the lawyers all over this). It would likely be the most heartwarming/entertaining thing you'd ever see…..

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Post ID: @x6b+Dwb2TwS

I notice not even the OP has dared venture forth his own list.

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Post ID: @jiu+Dwb2TwS

A list of the true leaders would be easier, and much shorter!

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Post ID: @0YF+Dwb2TwS

The real skeletons are best handed to landowners, lawyers and agencies! Gotta love thumb drives...

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Post ID: @Jw8+Dwb2TwS

Oh no this is fun. This is dirty laundry. This is the skeletons in the closet. This is payback for the harassment via the entitled front line supervisors.

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Post ID: @lTU+Dwb2TwS

Guys, this is a step too far.

COP is not the only company having layoffs.

I know folks are upset but this takes it a step too far

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Post ID: @IB1+Dwb2TwS

The worst ones will stay

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Post ID: @OWS+Dwb2TwS

155990, you are an idiot.

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Post ID: @nzP+Dwb2TwS

Andre Bouchard, RET manager, a guy with no competence at all. Shame!!!

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Post ID: @zYR+Dwb2TwS

you first...

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