Then two big men in dark suits will show up at your front door, knock and say "Candy Gram".
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Or you could wear a wig or mustache to work on the 5th and reply that you haven't seen him.
It's not lay them off today or never, if you aren't there they will let you know on your return. If you are on list, you won't be missed in the process..
One way to avoid getting laid off is to relocate your office to a remote location - basements have historically worked well. The company won't be able to find you and will eventually complete the paperwork to lay you off w/o formally notifying you. This enables you to continue performing your job, but won't receive a paycheck or benefits. You WILL get to keep things like your staplers (don't let anybody steal that. Ever.)
I'm pretty sure they will forget to fire you if you aren't there....LOL
They charge you alenalty for being on vacation
You are let go earlier
You are safe
The process is over the course of weeks so not an issue if you are gone on a given date. The manager is tasked with determining dates that are not appropriate. A day of vacation on the noted day is a "get out of layoff free" card.
Learn to speak English.