Let's change things up a bit and have a little fun on Friday. What is the most worthless safety moment you have had to sit through? Let's hear 'em.
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Someone did a Loss Prevention Observation on me making a cup of hot oatmeal. Sheesh. We would think up ANY KIND OF SHIT to observe just to make our ridiculous monthly objectives.
"Look both ways before you cross the street" and "Wear your seatbelt when driving." HAHAHAH, DUHHHHHHH, if people don't know this crap they should not be working anywhere, they should be in pre-school. LOL
Some obese imbecile from Louisiana explaining to everyone how to fry a turkey at thanksgiving without killing everyone
SJV's office 11-stitch recordable caused by high heels and the subsequent beatdown of footwear safety moments. Surprised we didn't get escalators installed. Or the stairs shutdown with mandatory elevator-only policy.
We have a large number of fruits here, but that's because they've all moved here from other states
Easy...high heels are bad! You might twist your ankle! Sheesh
distracted walking
onboarding and discharging from an escalator
office hazards ( paper cuts, carpet seams, open drawers)
and never forget those treacherous hallway intersections....
Hand washing techniques and practices was a real hoot. And my personal favorite, crosswalk safety
Oh I have a good one MCBU. We have a slide up of a man wearing chemical goggles. Then Vaageesh rambles on with this...."Many people do not know that dish soap is basic in PH and can harm the tender human eye. One should protect their eyes and their love ones eyes by wearing the proper PPE while doing the dishes. Safety glasses do not offer full protection one must wear chemical goggles." I think this is why I will be fired in October. I say "Excuse me Vaageesh but dishwashing soap's PH is in the 7-8 range. This poses no harm." Vaageesh has a very scientific comeback. " You never know and it's better to be safe than sorry."
The simple fact that we have to sit and hear some stupid stories makes me nauseous. This guys started with a personal experience regarding the use of lotion and how he put it on his face too close to the eye, he started to feel discomfort and when washing his face he poke his eye and had to go to emergency. Baba hahhaha what an idiot, turns out now you have to read directions on how to apply lotion of your body
A former GM - "My daughter was almost thrown off her horse when the horse was spooked by distant thunder. Please don't ride your horse in a thunderstorm !" WTF ?
GOMBU safety moment starring Phiss Leebot, what a pencil head yellow manipulating weeweeweeeasel.
watching out for the damn geese at Northpark...I just run them over. They take their time crossing the street with others but when they see my vehicle, it's obvious something is up. lol.
Warning against eating and drinking too much and not exercising during the Christmas holidays. Bunch of Scrooges. Bah humbug.
1 in 3 meetings in AMBU start with "watch out for deer while driving!"