Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Labor Day Message

Employees,

Enjoy your day off you lazy employees! We need our dividend to grow so once you are back I'll be looking to layoff and outsource anyone I can. If I can outsource field workers I will but haven't figured that one out yet. I want it to be a company of one American worker and that's me! Again enjoy your holiday before you get a permanent holiday from the company!

MW

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Are you kidding, MW is just going to do some bungee jumping in Houston! In and out as quick as possible. That city is to low for him.

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Thanks for the message Mike, I hope you also enjoy your last few months in California, we can't wait to see you sweat in hot humid Houston all summer long!

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We have to beat the competition so we can have the most employees in India! Maybe if we get some rigs in international water we can crew them with Indians!

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