Thread regarding AT&T layoffs

Master And Commander!

"Oh Captain!"

"Yes Ensign?"

"Captain, I'm sorry to report that the course you set has steered the ship into the rocks and we are taking on water!

Should we set a new course?

Should I send a crew below to try and repair the hull?"

"Hmm, now now. That's the difference between a Captain and a mere Ensign. I know better. We must merely make the ship lighter and then we shall not sink but sail safely to the fabled golden port of Dividendia!"

"What are your orders, Captain? How do we save the ship?"

"It's quite simple Ensign. Throw the crew overboard. And then please jump over the side when you're done. That will lighten us up to ship-shapeness again!"

"Yes my Captain! Goodbye my Captain! I hope it works!"

"Are you still here Ensign? Get on with it!"

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Captain my captain.

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Post ID: @4phl+1olQp9w2

This type of post suggests to me that this board is dominated by middle age men who are allowing their fear to lead to procrastination. There is no ship, no super heroes, no legions of attractive women in alluring attire suddenly roaming the office, and above all, no one is serving free mixed drinks out of their work van. Positive action to improve your skill set or find a better job is a better use of your time than this kind of stuff.

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Post ID: @1vso+1olQp9w2

"Captain, there are too many people on the ship, what should we do?"

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Post ID: @1yfc+1olQp9w2

Paying workers. Paying dividends. Go Stankey.

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Post ID: @1qmy+1olQp9w2

Not a bad analogy, lacks specifics, but that could not be covered in so few paragraphs.

The Stankey minions have made an appearance. You may go now.

The downvoting has begun.

You think you have favor with Stankey. Your home mortgage and car loan will say otherwise.

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Post ID: @1hiv+1olQp9w2

Not a bad analogy, lacks specifics, but that could not be covered in so few paragraphs.

The Stankey minions have made an appearance. You may go now.

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Post ID: @ufl+1olQp9w2

Captain Stankey here, prepare my speed boat and move me to my tactical observation point so I can direct saving the ship.

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Post ID: @uju+1olQp9w2

When people are “involuntarily retired” they don’t know what to do with themselves. You hope they find peace.

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Post ID: @vgt+1olQp9w2

Please stop upvoting yourself a dozen times. It's just sad.

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Post ID: @jrf+1olQp9w2

Captain Stankey here, reporting for dividend, I mean duty!

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Post ID: @opo+1olQp9w2

As we can see here loneliness is serious problem for older adults.

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