Looks like they starting to roll out the food parties for our forced "welcome back" to the office. Yeah, never mind our two hour commutes, child care issues or other emergencies - here's a taco, now shut your ungrateful piehole.
Going forward, this will be the solution for all your issues:
Emp: I need to work a couple days at home to care for my sick dog.
Mgmt: Here's a taco, shut your piehole.
Emp: I need to rearrange my schedule, the kids have a teacher workday.
Mgmt: Here's a taco, shut your piehole.
You get the idea.