Using these as a guide, what should AT&T's next slogan be?
I suggest "DoWn WiTh ThE sHiP!!"
"Your World. Close At Hand." ( 1999)
"What do you have to say?" ( 2000–2002)
"Fits you best" (2002–2004)
"Raising the bar" (2004–2006)
"More bars, In More places" (2006–2007)
"Your world. Delivered" (2007–2010)
"Rethink possible" (2010–2014)
"Mobilizing Your World" (2014–2017)
less bars in more places
but lead bars in all places
"connecting you with greater possibility" 2023
less bars in more places
We do "Software Defined Network" BEST
(patent by patented fool in charge John Donovan)
Two more:
"Entertainment Your Way" (2017)
"More For Your Thing, That's Our Thing" (2018–present)
Panic ATT the disco
Bold Headcunt Rationalization
AT&Titanic
Just go already.
Forgot......Your world delivered!
"At least we're not OceanGate"
"RTO, AT&Tendance mandatory" 2023
"ReAT&Taining the past, through lead cables" 2023
"Employment, not AT&Tainable" 2023
"Iceberg, Straight Ahead!" (1997)