I told my wife she was going to have to start working more OT. I began digitally monitoring when she comes and goes because she is more productive when she’s micromanaged. I ranked the kids on a scale of 1 to 5. Little Debbie was upset about coming in last, so I put her on a PIP. Some families value their kids 🙄, but mine are liabilities.
I cut everyone’s expenses, the girls more than the boys, and I started taking more for myself because I am the head of the house. (They should be grateful I let them live here.) My house is now in total chaos, but that’s the wife and the kids’ fault -not mine. Also the fault of the prior homeowner - not mine. Recently, the oldest kid started complaining, so I threatened to replace him with a cheaper kid from another country.
Eventually I just kicked them all out. I deserve everything and they were peons. My efficiency ratio is now low compared to that of my neighbors and I am looking forward to becoming the head of another household and improving their efficiency ratio.