Nothing increases my productivity like sitting 2 inches from someone eating bags of chips all day smacking their lips like its their last meal on Earth, another cutting their fingernails and electric shaving like the disgusting pig they are, another coughing up a lung every few minutes, and the office loudie across the aisle cackling with laughter the whole day from god knows what.
Who wouldnt be more productive in this environment? *Sarcasm.