Our prim and proper brit cousins are being mowed down now in the fields of telecom job destruction, just like the red white and blue now is. Behold the ki-ling fields before us, ripe for destruction. Over 40% British telecom jobs to be sacrificed at the bloody altar of the corporate gods. https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/bt-meets-expectations-with-5-rise-full-year-earnings-2023-05-18/
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