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Emergency Response and Violence Free Workplace

G****e, I know you don't want to incur the cost of an ambulance, but we need to call 911.
I hear the phone ringing! Who might it be? Caller keep talking, the building is occupied.

Thank you person for taking on more responsibilities, and leading initiatives. That seems to be a growing trend with all of the people leaving the company. Understandably this is upsetting to you, and you are getting more grouchy. It looks like I am going to need to report the latest incident to my manager or the SRC.

The sky is getting darker!! A storm approaches, and the alarm goes off! What do we do? I know we need to move to an inner hallway and stay away from windows, but please, please don't make me huddle in the restroom for the duration.

I'm sitting in my cubicle. It's quiet, because there are still a lot of empty cubicles. I'd have to search to find a colleague, but somewhere there is one talking to someone else. They hear a disturbance, and there is shouting. What do we do? Trying to be tricky here because all of them are options in the safety procedures, but let's go with the first option, and run to the closest exit, even if no one else chooses to follow.

It's close to the time I'm planning to leave the building. The fire alarm sounds, and looks like I'll be following exit signs to the nearest accessible exit, and leaving immediately.

I've just exited the building, now what? Well, based on my years of experience taking this class, and based on the fire drills we had more than a decade, I remember I should check in with a designee, and stay at the location until we get the "all clear." Hmm, wonder if this should be updated for those who don't have any idea who that person might be?

G, your hubby is not a good guy. The visit to the workplace, the outbursts, your wrist, are all signs. Looks like I will need to notify my manager who will report it.

I'm walking past a conference room. What's that weird package there? What do I do? Well moving the package seems like a bad idea. So that leaves me with leaving, alerting others, and who do I call? Not Ghostbusters, and the safety procedures say I need to call 911 and SRC. Call 911, and then SRC is what the online procedures said, so mad that leaving, alerting, and calling designated emergency number was NOT the correct answer.

Either way, done with it, and moving on with my day.

P.S. This class would not be necessary if we could still work from home.

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Post ID: @OP+1ldWlSSt

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There is an intruder inside your offices. Your co-worker Frank are hidden at the moment, what do you do?

1-Get to a safe place and 911
2-Call 911 now but speak softly
3-Surprise the intruder and aggressively attack

#3 seems like the logical answer

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Post ID: @5dpm+1ldWlSSt

I'm guessing most of the people on this site haven't taken the pre-test for the training in the title of this post. It makes a lot more sense if you do the pre-test.

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Post ID: @1ofv+1ldWlSSt

Get a grip. Better yet, get a life.

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Post ID: @wjh+1ldWlSSt

Today’s haiku

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Post ID: @vfr+1ldWlSSt

Those quizzes are so easy, 99% of the answers are ‘snitch on your coworker’.

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Post ID: @mjz+1ldWlSSt

@hpm; have you done pre-test?

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Post ID: @qry+1ldWlSSt

WTF

As David Letterman said, maybe you should break the prozacs in half.

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Post ID: @hpm+1ldWlSSt

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