Everybody rejoice! It's day three of the new year and we've had no layoffs yet. Stankey is so good to us! Maybe we'll go for a record this time and do a full week before we hear somebody was cut. I know it's crazy to be that optimistic and some will say I'm drinking the Kool-Aid, but I can't help it. This will be the best year!
/sarcasm (in case that wasn't obvious)