Everyone quit your crying 😢 about RTO and get back to the office five days a week. If the complaints don’t stop you will required to work seven days a week on 12 hour shifts. Oh and no holidays off either!
Welcome to corporate America 🇺🇸!
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Well my fellow EJ minions, starting this day and every Friday going forward there will be a taco 🌮 bar and free booze 🥃 🍸🍹🍺🍾 in the lobby. Help yourself and enjoy the afternoon.
Oh wait a minute, the EJ CEO is just kidding, now get back to work EJ slackers.
Don't worry, outsourcing and AI will magically make us double our AUM. Anyone not on board with 7 days in office will get lectured by our usual suspect boomers about how they used go work 7/12's in the snow for 8 bucks a day and were happy AF while doing it.
Bogus. How am I supposed to find time to do my OF content with Jesus?
@a2 Thanks for the wonderful post, you are welcome! 🙏
@OP You tell them Eddy J., we love ❤️ you.