Remember when the cows wandered into EMHC last year and security didn’t even bother to send a fake “your safety matters” email? I’m convinced they went straight to Darren’s room, took one look at him, and were like, “Ah. You’ve got this ” and just left. Honestly, what else could their visit have been for.
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@je I promise you a cow is just a cow.
All people should stop eating cows. That cow might be my grandfather.
Cows do produce methane, but almost all of it comes from burping, not fa----g. So people in methane pyrolysis take the initiative here
These posts are getting weird AF.
BBQ time!
The use of cow dung and ur--e to cure COVID‐19 in India: A public health concern
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8239506/
@OP The cows were trying to warn us. We didn't listen. Now we have mandatory training.
@OP The cows arrived peacefully. They demonstrated strong leadership presence and cross-functional alignment. I think one of them nodded at me in Wellness 3. I've been more productive ever since.
@OP People say the cows wandered onto campus by accident. Interesting theory. Personally, I think they were there for a steering committee meeting and left disappointed.
@dr Kaur, just saw "COW" in title and felt related, ha?
The cows were planted to make the Indians feel more at home.
These posts/threads are def getting weirder
Cows are actually useful creatures. What I’ve seen in EM management, though, is power without compassion. Watch them breaking people like there are no consequences.
Cows don’t practice cannibalism. Meanwhile, some people here cannibalize each other for rank and a paycheck.