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The Day the Cows Did a Welfare Check

Remember when the cows wandered into EMHC last year and security didn’t even bother to send a fake “your safety matters” email? I’m convinced they went straight to Darren’s room, took one look at him, and were like, “Ah. You’ve got this ” and just left. Honestly, what else could their visit have been for.


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Post ID: @OP+1ksg646nq

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@je I promise you a cow is just a cow.

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Post ID: @zk+1ksg646nq

All people should stop eating cows. That cow might be my grandfather.

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Post ID: @je+1ksg646nq

Cows do produce methane, but almost all of it comes from burping, not fa----g. So people in methane pyrolysis take the initiative here

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Post ID: @gb+1ksg646nq

These posts are getting weird AF.

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Post ID: @g1+1ksg646nq

BBQ time!

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Post ID: @fm+1ksg646nq

The use of cow dung and ur--e to cure COVID‐19 in India: A public health concern

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8239506/

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Post ID: @fk+1ksg646nq

@OP The cows were trying to warn us. We didn't listen. Now we have mandatory training.

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Post ID: @fj+1ksg646nq

@OP The cows arrived peacefully. They demonstrated strong leadership presence and cross-functional alignment. I think one of them nodded at me in Wellness 3. I've been more productive ever since.

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Post ID: @fh+1ksg646nq

@OP People say the cows wandered onto campus by accident. Interesting theory. Personally, I think they were there for a steering committee meeting and left disappointed.

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Post ID: @fg+1ksg646nq

@dr Kaur, just saw "COW" in title and felt related, ha?

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Post ID: @f1+1ksg646nq

The cows were planted to make the Indians feel more at home.

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Post ID: @ez+1ksg646nq

These posts/threads are def getting weirder

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Post ID: @c2+1ksg646nq

Cows are actually useful creatures. What I’ve seen in EM management, though, is power without compassion. Watch them breaking people like there are no consequences.

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Post ID: @be+1ksg646nq

Cows don’t practice cannibalism. Meanwhile, some people here cannibalize each other for rank and a paycheck.

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