Thread regarding Bank of New York Mellon Corp. layoffs

Quick Take: Shut Up

She hit the nail on the head with this one. It perfectly captures everything people hate about fake corporate morale culture. Emmy P somehow thought the best thing to send out was a soft and little lifestyle reflection about pillows, sweatshirts, coffee mugs, and “comforting scents,” while employees are overwhelmed, understaffed, underpaid, exhausted, and emotionally checked out. The email actually comes across as being completely detached from reality. It reads less like leadership communication and more like someone journaling after a relaxing retreat while the workforce is still drowning in stress and expected to smile through it.

What makes it worse is how pompous and performative it sounds. “Home is where the rhythms are familiar”. Meanwhile employees rhythms are familiar too by trying to survive impossible workloads, nonstop emails, useless meetings, constant policy changes, and management decisions made by people who haven’t touched frontline work in years or even grass for that matter. Nobody asked for a poetic reflection about your favorite coffee mug. People want staffing, functioning systems, competent leadership, fair pay, and transparency. Instead, they get this polished corporate BS pretending to be “morale boosting.” It feels insulting and leadership communication like this always assumes employees are emotionally soothed by positivity alone, as if a cheerful tone can replace actual support.

And then the dramatic ending about opening “that enormous pile of mail” is almost comical. Oh no, not the mail. As if leadership even understands how miserable people are. It’s the disconnect. It’s leadership speaking like everything is cozy and reflective while employees are mentally exhausted and begging to feel heard. We’re past the point that all the “we care about people” messaging starts sounding hollow when it’s constantly wrapped in corporate inspirational language instead of meaningful action.

Please leave the company and for the new joiners, just don’t.


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@kg M.ed.us.a

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Post ID: @r4+1krc6svcx

@m5 has she failed upwards, downwards or sideways.

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Post ID: @p5+1krc6svcx

Remember when she was our CFO?

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Post ID: @m5+1krc6svcx

EP is the Gorn from ‘Star Trek’

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Post ID: @kg+1krc6svcx

Is EP transitioning? Seriously- what is “it”?

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Post ID: @ff+1krc6svcx

@e2 Mine too! What a coincidence.

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Post ID: @e4+1krc6svcx

I wonder if this topic gonna last long - mine about this female reptillian was deleted veeery quickly lol

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Post ID: @e2+1krc6svcx

It’s always hilarious watching senior leadership try to manufacture “relatability” like it’s another quarterly KPI. One minute the place is on fire, workloads are impossible, systems are broken, and people are barely holding it together—and the next, here comes Leadership with a soft‑focus monologue about pillows, cozy scents, and her favorite mug, as if aromatherapy is going to fix the attrition rate.

They talk to employees like we’re woodland creatures who just need a warm blanket and a positive vibe to forget the chaos. And the performative alignment is the best part—leaders tagging each other, quoting each other, validating each other’s “reflections,” all trying to look empathetic by association. It’s corporate influencer culture and corporate theater at its most delusional.

Meanwhile, teams are drowning. But sure, tell us again how “home is where the rhythms are familiar.” Ours are too—panic, exhaustion, fire drills and Outlook notifications.

New joiners: run.

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Post ID: @e0+1krc6svcx

I hate the gushing about how great it is to meet co-workers around the world on her travels. Meanwhile the rest of us will never meet any of our co-workers or our manager.

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Post ID: @dh+1krc6svcx

If she is that detached, she is a monk! A true follower of the Dalai Lama.

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Post ID: @a5+1krc6svcx

She has permanently been moved to the spam box a long time ago. A more detached human is hard to find.

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