Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Satire at its finest. Well done.
Cant wait to see how SB and TT apply their biases to forced ranking in SS

@OP Dear HR, let me stop regurgitatating from the planted post.
1) Ask around who else tried this and dropped it after 3 years.
2) Just admit culling the herd.
3) These HR posts you do, make you look inadequate and incompetent at propaganda
We joke about your posts on here just let you know, great coffee pot foder.
4)

We have the worst PMP process...

We have losers who will literally write 7 pages of PMP non-sense and basically beat their managers down with the minutiae they did for the past year. They will self proclaim ridiculous value add and business impact.

IT schmucks are the worst. Literally nothing you do matters. If oil $ high we're making money.

The whole thing is excruciating.

OP
My PMP was well written by CoPilot and we were actually told that. However, the “A” in SMART for achievable is not possible. Many of my goals are dependent upon other teams that do not have my goal in their priorities. Also, my goals depend upon a MSP to have the organizational capabilities,aka skills to perform actions that my PMP depend upon. So in short the PMP is well eritten is not attainable and subjective to the discretion of my TL who does not like me.

Op you cannot work for chevron. The PMP process is a joke. Or maybe your one of the desperate newbies who will sell their soul to be invited to be a " leader"

OP was so cringe. Used to the taste of that kool-aid

@aj I will gladly accept your kind offer. 😂

Cryptkeeper Dude … I’ve got some CBD gummies to chill you out

Look at all those down votes to that last response.
Oooooohhhhh, somebody’s triggered! Is that you, HR? PGPA? Could it be our very own Cryptkeeper doing the downvoting? Now, Mickey, aintcha got somethin’ better to do? Like, dunno, run us out of this hellhole?

@OP Dear lord, make this cringe-inducing sh-t stop!

I sincerely hope that this is someone having fun & posting as satire. But just in case it is a real post from HR or PGPA at the direction of the Cryptkeeper MW, kindly go fu-k yourselves. Nobody’s buying the sh-t you keep shoving down our throats.

Creating bullsh-t metrics and then linking PMPs to them in a desperate attempt to show that “we mean business & we’re gonna hold you accountable!” ain’t gonna get us out of the spiral that our clueless Cryptkeeper and his hapless ELT have gotten us into.

This company is the epitome of a sh-tshow. And people are bailing, with more of us ready to leave.

Fu-k this place. Fu-k your bullsh-t Chevron Way. And especially fu-k MW and his cronies. You deserve every bit of bad karma coming your way for how you destroyed this company and the lives of thousands of dedicated employees.

100% AI generated

Oooohh .. Scary stuff "Game Changer!!!!!" LMMFAO

stfu