Can someone post the full email?
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I'd copy and paste it, but it says internal use only, and I don't want to get fired. Oh wait, yes I do...
Here it is:
What the fu-k did you just fu--ing say about me, you little bi--h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Accenture's bootcamp, and I've been involved in numerous 10x engineer projects, and I have over 30000 approved PRs. I am trained in Claude and I'm the top token consumer in the entire US tech industry. You are nothing to me but just another RiF. I will wipe you the fu-k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu--ing words. You think you can get away with saying that sh-t to me over The Layoff.com? Think again, fu---r. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HR agents across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your job. You're fu--ing laid off, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fire you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my emails. Not only am I extensively trained in HR Policy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States At-Will Employment Clause, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a-s off the face of the job market, you little sh-t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu--ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godda-n id--t. I will sh-t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu--ing fired, kiddo.
“Hey Team,
1400 of you are cooked and you must work from home and wait in anxiety all of next week until we get an all clear.
Love,
Venkamalaharris Alackofleadership”
Here you go word by word:
Alright, you fu--ing nosy ba----ds, here’s the godda-n email you kept begging for in the group chat. Nike’s about to fu-k over a ton of people tomorrow — they’re calling it ‘aligning with strategic priorities’ like the spineless cowards they are. Basically they’re laying off a shitload of folks, everyone gets to work remote so they can cry in peace without HR watching, and if you’re one of the unlucky ones getting the boot, some a--hole from ‘Talent’ is gonna call you. Oh, and don’t worry, Rajeev’s still got his cushy job while real people get fu---d. There, happy now? You animals.
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