Thread regarding USAA layoffs

Smoky - Chief Positivity Officer

Employee morale is so bad and stressed out that the leadership need to bring a therapy dog to make employees feel better.

Also, because of the above point, we are stopping measurement of the employee pulse score until morale improves.

Finally, we are going to delete your-voice slack channel because the leadership team is tired of you whiners.


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Post ID: @OP+1knpy4xrt

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This company will go down in history for squandering their position due to inept leadership. Everything they are trying and everyone they bring in has hastened the long, now inevitable, decline. The only option will be to sell the Bank and firm up as insurance only. Since they are a reciprocal, member owned company, then the profits from the sale should goto the members. Right??

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Post ID: @152+1knpy4xrt

To insiders, a therapy dog can signal both progress and problems at the same time. It suggests awareness of employee well-being—but also raises the question of whether the bank is addressing root causes or just softening the edges. A therapy dog is also an indicator of how leadership is treating its employees, and signals to the banking industry and talent community, that USAA has root problems-enough that it a therapy dog, cat, horse, or whatever, is needed. These "root problems" do not exist at other financial institutions, at the scale of USAA.

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Post ID: @149+1knpy4xrt

Please... The most ridiculous thing about USAA is that they even bother trying to convince anyone that they care. They are so full of themselves they don't realize no one believes their horsesh!t anymore.

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Post ID: @r1+1knpy4xrt

Smoky is a fitting name given all of USAA's dumpster fires.

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Post ID: @ke+1knpy4xrt

Yeah, talk about behind lickers. Or is the company hiring paid actors now just to speak during town halls? Ugh oh, I guess I just suggested a bad idea for the CEO.

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Post ID: @g9+1knpy4xrt

I am confused, why did the lady cry when she stood up to speak during Q&A? Can anyone please explain? I couldn’t hear her very well because she was very emotional…

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Post ID: @br+1knpy4xrt

All these meetings a d town halls are the same boring ai driven drivel. Am i the only one that realizes this??

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Post ID: @bq+1knpy4xrt

@aw A 10 minute distraction so fewer questions could be asked at Q&A. As you can see by the slacks channels, it worked exactly as planned. The kiddies loved the doggy.

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Post ID: @b4+1knpy4xrt

The beatings will continue until morale improves. Steve H.

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Post ID: @b1+1knpy4xrt

Why exactly did we need an all hands meeting to announce that a therapy dog who specializes in helping people with sui-idal ideation is now a permanent fixture on campus?

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Post ID: @aw+1knpy4xrt

Smoky overshadowed the CEO, that's for sure. All the blah-blah-blah talks for the most part of the TH was extremely and annoyingly boring until Smoky came out to the rescue.

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Post ID: @ah+1knpy4xrt

Smoky overshadowed the CEO, that's for sure. All the blah-blah-blah talks for the most part of the TH was extremely and annoyingly boring until Smoky came out to the rescue.

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Post ID: @ae+1knpy4xrt

Actually, engagement is very high (measurably), and Juan announced the survey is coming out this month (April).

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Post ID: @ab+1knpy4xrt

Lol was that really the all hands?

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