Thread regarding SAS Institute layoffs

50 years

I’m predicting some form of internal IPO announcement/details as part of 50 year anniversary activities…

let the downvotes commence


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Post ID: @OP+1km3pq1va

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I couldn’t make it to the event. Was anything said related IPO? What was the “treat it like a gift card” gift?

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Post ID: @89e+1km3pq1va

OP was right, the “mystery gift” is a thick stack of stock certificates! Congrats to all!

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Post ID: @7mn+1km3pq1va

@OP aged like milk

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Post ID: @52x+1km3pq1va

@1dv You can only make that assessment for yourself. You have no idea what I make or don’t make at SAS. You’ll say you do. But you don’t.

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Post ID: @1ee+1km3pq1va

@1dv Could have retired 50 years ago if I had been born of rich parents. Coulda woulda shoulda.

Thanks anyway SAS. All your fault neither of those other things happened for me. I bear no responsibility for my choices.

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Post ID: @1ed+1km3pq1va

“Could retire financially free last year if so chose. Thank you SAS”

You could have retired 10 years ago if you’d worked for a more generous tech employer. Thanks for the trickle down crumbs SAS.

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Post ID: @1dv+1km3pq1va

@OP I agree with you. There will be more firm announcement of intentions sometime this year. The anniversary wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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Post ID: @1dq+1km3pq1va

@q9 Could retire financially free last year if so chose. Thank you SAS.

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Post ID: @qj+1km3pq1va

@am Oh really??? I thought you were expecting to retire financially free after the IPO.

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Post ID: @q9+1km3pq1va

I predict he’ll have a pageant and introduce us to all the secret, and not so secret love children.

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Post ID: @aw+1km3pq1va

Those of us who still believe in "IPO-readiness" are having a harder and harder time defending the idea.



The simplest explanation for the slow process is incompetence. Many projects and processes at SAS were slow; this could be one more.

An alternative explanation is: they changed their minds, and decided to let their heirs inherit a mess.

That would not be so nice for the heirs. But hey, I wasn't expecting a large share anyway 😁.

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Post ID: @am+1km3pq1va

I used to have hope of an IPO when it was first announced. Now, not so much. 5 years later and nada! Should have done it in the years following the announcement. The economy is going to be in a recession soon. No one is going to buy.

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Post ID: @ah+1km3pq1va

They missed the top of the software market again

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Post ID: @ag+1km3pq1va

I predict that an IPO will occur "next year" - just like the bars that advertise "free beer tomorrow".

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Post ID: @ab+1km3pq1va

Congratulations on 50 years !!! May you last past 100.

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Post ID: @a8+1km3pq1va

oh sure. that will happen right after pigs fly.

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Post ID: @a7+1km3pq1va

@a4 I knew the downvotes would be accompanied by statements of absolutes :).

Funny stuff Brother. No hand holding necessary.

Notice how mine was a prediction which by its very nature is not an absolute.

Brother keep on having absolute knowledge of things you can’t possibly have absolute knowledge of.

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Post ID: @a5+1km3pq1va

Brother, I'm going to hold your hand when I tell you this...there's not a chance in he-l we IPO in this market (if ever)

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Post ID: @a4+1km3pq1va

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