- Jumped on an sec update call so my name would be noticed and solved Wordle in 3 tries!
- Bumped my used couch and lowered the price on alt-classified. Found a smoking deal on a few used Star Wars figures!
- Took a long walk through the buildings using the bridges and took a big dump. Walked fast to look busy.
- Joined an incident slack channel and asked for status to look like I was involved. Asked a d-mb question that was answered 3 posts previously (oops!).
- Went to a meditation class and then a fun e-bike ride through campus!
- Bought some cheap blazer tickets on alt-tickets.
- Spent a couple hours on the van but only saw cleats.
- Asked why the stock wasn’t rising on alt-personal finance. Wow, so many answers from people!
- Calling it a day. Winning!
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@OP They track everything you do. They know when you arrive and leave. They know when and where your laptop is on, how much or little you use AI and how much or little work you are doing. Best of luck in the upcoming layoffs.
H1b? ITC? sounds like their work ethic
Well, I’m in tech and everyone on our team is slammed and has been for years while blocked from hiring and working 10 hour days.
so accurate it hurts, good laugh
The only difference between that and the rest of Nike is that you actually joined a meeting.
Do you also play volleyball for 4 hours during the days as well, while showing your unflattering Dad bod and blaring Rush on the Bluetooth speaker?
omg…. you either work there or know someone that does. this is just as good as an employee id…. so much Nike IYKYK in here.
Slack rules over Teams for usability but those #alt- channels absolutely ki-l any productivity that may have occurred.
Only thing you forgot was the gym.