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Things I’ve learned in 3 years of reading this board and working at WF

1) The CEOs real name is Schart
2) Every Tuesday after a paycheck is going to be a bloodbath
3) The lady that works in the cafeteria can really annoy someone
4) Sol gets free stuff and announces it every Friday in an Email
5) TK doesn’t know the difference between Netscape and Netflix.
6) Sommerseve and the rest of the WIM execs are moving to Palm Beach and that annoys most people.
7) Mr Flowers smells like #6’s name
8) Some leader on Long Island is a nepo baby hire and is bad at their job
9) SuMo is a person in risk that is not nice but no one knows who the heck they are talking about
10) Everyone who posts on this board knows an Exec who told them something or overheard a conversation from a c suite person had
11) RTO is not fair. It’s just not fair


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Post ID: @OP+1khsw094w

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Also: nobody is safe, if you are over 50 watch out and if you just joined wells fargo, may the odds be in your favor.

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Post ID: @yy+1khsw094w

@ty Managers and meaningless slop do go hand in hand

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Post ID: @va+1khsw094w

@tp Yes. Like my last performance review. Fortunately the guy who wrote up the performance review for me was no longer my manager by the time a new manager was giving it to me. It was so unintelligible that even he couldn't figure it out. Projects that neither of us knew existed. This new manager put my review on hold. Then he laid me off.

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Post ID: @ty+1khsw094w

There’s nothing lower than expecting someone to read a post you yourself were too lazy to even write as a human being. Untermensch behavior.

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Post ID: @tp+1khsw094w

The AI slop labeler. Labels anything of substance, even news articles, as AI slop.

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Post ID: @sy+1khsw094w

@am conservative at bank = based

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Post ID: @rx+1khsw094w

NUMBER 5

wow is that soooooo true !!!

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Post ID: @hm+1khsw094w

Sommerseve is the best name ever. So fitting

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Post ID: @g5+1khsw094w

12) They think I playin', I ain't!!!

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Post ID: @eg+1khsw094w

I hope OP is my work best friend someday. Funny post!

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Post ID: @e6+1khsw094w

#4 #6 and #8. Hahahahahah

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Post ID: @e4+1khsw094w

Anything about the poster that hates AI slop? I wonder if his hatred of AI probably laid him off.

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Post ID: @dd+1khsw094w

Number 9 LOL. She has a tool of a direct report also that knows nothing (er)

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Post ID: @cz+1khsw094w

Getting another paycheck during Notice forfeits severance. But nobody can prove it has ever happened.

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Post ID: @cq+1khsw094w

TK: doesn't know how to say NVDIA--> "navidia". Has some magic spell on management so she can keep her job.

"Tech is affected"

AI-- all indian all the time and artificial intelligence constant circlej--kAlso the latest buzzword, obsession which followed failed efforts in Cloud and Agile.

F Hudson Yards.

RTO is yet another cluster f**k.

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Post ID: @c8+1khsw094w

@OP
One more;
"I heard tech is affected".

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Post ID: @c5+1khsw094w

Decent post. I mean, Sol G must spend over $200k a year at least traveling the country weekly like a conquering hero. And the id--ts that pose for pictures with him are another pathetic story.

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Post ID: @bw+1khsw094w

I just want severance and I don’t care wellsfargo sink after that

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Post ID: @bv+1khsw094w

I am guilty of posting about numbers 4 and 8.

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Post ID: @ay+1khsw094w

AI will take your job soon.

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Post ID: @ax+1khsw094w

@a2+1khsw094w

Ok bootlicker.

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Post ID: @as+1khsw094w

Also:

There's one conservative troll who spams upvotes on their own posts about AI meaning All Indian.

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Post ID: @am+1khsw094w

Dont forget:

  • Everybody is working 60hrs a week even though every office is empty by 4pm daily
  • Everybody is quitting now that they got their bonus, regardless of how many keep posting as employees
  • Only people imprisoned in gulags arguably have it worse than those poor WF people who work in office 8-4 three loooong days a week. Oh the humanity.
  • Anyone who dares notice the absurdity of any of these items is just a bootlicker who they'd gladly push off the nearest rooftop if they could get away with it.
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