Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Project ‘sounds something like a top g-n character’

Big internal programs like this almost always arrive wrapped in promise and land in phases, pilots, exceptions, “next wave.” Especially at Dell Technologies scale. Even when the intent is real, gravity is real too.

What tends to happen in practice:

Year 1: decks, roadmaps, leadership optimism

Year 2: partial tools, parallel systems, extra clicks

Year 3: the thing quietly becomes “how we’ve always done it,” just renamed


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Post ID: @OP+1kdk0nv88

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@kx it's a shyteshow.

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Post ID: @pk+1kdk0nv88

and how is the ISG RENBE project going? Everyone keeping up with the KTOs?

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Post ID: @kx+1kdk0nv88

@e7 if we didn't make it, you wouldn't have anything to sell.

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Post ID: @k4+1kdk0nv88

heard it's a no go now...is this true?

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Post ID: @j6+1kdk0nv88

@b1 It'll be rammed down our throats at some point, whether it's ready or not. Just so some egotist can get their way. I for one am still waiting for 50% of what was promised to us in our current tool to be actually delivered.

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Post ID: @g0+1kdk0nv88

Project Mulva

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Post ID: @fq+1kdk0nv88

It's been talked about for years. People bring it up to stir things up.

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Post ID: @e9+1kdk0nv88

We all remember the cheesy top g-n themed presentations from dell are beyond cheesy and d-mbed down.

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Post ID: @e8+1kdk0nv88

Sales is how a company makes money. Without it, you are out of a job.

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Post ID: @e7+1kdk0nv88

@OP You left out a couple of things.

The partial implementation will result in the need to ‘swivel’ and have yet another tool open.

When things go wrong bugs will be blamed on the users who are just complaining malcontents.

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Post ID: @e4+1kdk0nv88

I don't feel bad for sales.

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Post ID: @dd+1kdk0nv88

Will be yet another freaking half beaten application at best.. Dell executives are all talk just to get Wall Street happy and then the chain gang steps in and takes the beatings!! Check your pricing modifiers folks!! We’re taking hit on the memory cost increases while Dell makes 100% revenue, it’s coming out of our commission!! F-k Dell Executives!!

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Post ID: @bt+1kdk0nv88

The "project" is failing and I'd be SHOCKED if it is ready in 2026 tbh...

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Post ID: @b1+1kdk0nv88

It’s all about the “story” at Dell and who can write up the best PowerPoints. Results don’t matter at Dell. Just the story and who you know. That’s it.

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Post ID: @ag+1kdk0nv88

A shiny program doesn’t fix the core issues, it just refreshes the brochure.

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