Thread regarding Omnissa layoffs

Lowlights of the staff meeting

Please post fun lowlights of staff meeting.

  • AI and agentic agents. Fortunately B. didn’t talk about autonomous workspace vaporware. Dex was supposed to be competing with control up several years back. Revenue is still not able to cover Bharat’s travel.
  • Guada talking about recognition slack channel to motivate everyone.
  • Someone asking about valuation in 2028. Will Omnissa be around by that time?
  • Suni forced laughter.
  • Simzhu volume is going lower quarter after quarter due to declining revenue.

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Omnissa's autonomous workspace vaporware contributes to global warming by inserting mass quantities of hot air into the atmosphere. Save the planet; cut the marketing BS.

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Post ID: @tv+1kcthcb82

@cy it’s hilarious to think that new sales reps will be the solution. This company is dead in 18 months

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Post ID: @ng+1kcthcb82

Every Omnissa staff meeting provides unlimited material for Saturday Night Live skits. The unintended humor is more than funny; it's a pitiful example of clueless leadership.

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Post ID: @gv+1kcthcb82

Suni excited about hiring all these sales people in January... that we need to replace the underperforming ones that will be let go.

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Post ID: @cy+1kcthcb82

@b1 👍 and not sure why people with skills are hanging around. Get a set and go…

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Post ID: @bp+1kcthcb82

Sales people want a raise? Sell more!

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Post ID: @bk+1kcthcb82

So glad I dont have to put up with this rubbish anymore. Leaving was the best decision ever. It is sad watching the live downfall of a company though through blatant ignorance and stupidity. I just wish more people would grow a pair and get another job. Plenty of companies offering the same or better packages now. Time to stop clinging to the wreckage folks and get on board a rescue ship.

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