I swear, if even one of them — ideally some crypto-rich ba----d who’s already set for life — just quietly refuses the package, keeps vesting, and then unleashes he-l…Organizes the PSRs, starts a union drive, dumps every single Slack thread, every off-record call, every “alignment” deck, every real comp band doc, every actual burn numbers, every lie they told the board, every threat they made behind closed doors…Then spends the next three months or 3 years doing every single podcast that’ll have them — Bartlett, 20VC, Dwarkesh, Cerebral Valley, Piratul, the works — no fear, no filter, just pure napalm truth. Stock’s down $25+ before the first episode even drops. VCs panic-selling. Recruiting becomes radioactive. Customers start calling asking wtf is going on. All because one person decided the truth was worth more than another few million. I’m begging the universe: let there be one. Just one who doesn’t cash out and shut up. Please. Someone be that guy.
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Bro doesn't even work here.
This is the most delusional post I’ve seen, maybe ever. Nothing but vague references to wrong doing.
These people aren’t stupid. A VP with 1 yr at PEP gets a crazy buy out. Not gonna happen. Minimum of 1 yr coming for sr director plus.
@a2 The most maddening part is that everyone still acts like the people at the top know what the fu-k they’re doing.They don’t.They’re bumbling around exactly like the rest of us, except with more arrogance and better lighting. Massive, staggering incompetence at every level of “leadership.” Everyone below them knows it. Everyone around them talks about it constantly. The stories ICs and mid-levels have — the things they’ve personally seen and heard from the “visionaries” up there — would make your brain melt. Truly incriminating, company-ending, stock-to-zero sh-t. Not even hyperbole. And yet every single person who could actually pull the pin on that grenade just… took 6-7 figures and ghosted. One person. Just one who already has fu-k-you money from crypto or whatever, who looks at the package and says “nah, I’d rather tell the truth.”Three months of podcasts, document dumps, Slack screenshots, off-record call recordings, the real burn rate, the real cap table games, the threats, the lies, the sheer stupidity on display 24/7.Stock minus $30 before the first transcript is even posted. I’m begging at this point. Someone please be that person. The emperor has never been more na--d, and nobody will say it out loud.
Uh. What vast evil mustache twirling conspiracy do you think exists at this soda and chip company that will be so shocking to the world? They don’t want to have unions? They prefer to pay lower labor costs? News flash, same as every other company.
They don’t know anything either. They are all bumbling their way through too. Lots of incompetence. It’s part of the problem.