Thread regarding Insight Enterprises Inc. layoffs

The Pinnacle!

Lost 1/2 the value
Created a seriously toxic environment
Off-shored Countless Jobs
Made a lot of bank
Fu---d this place up
Drove out the best of the best
Hired a bunch of mo--ns
Made a lot more of bank
Made like 3/4 of the people scared they will loose their jobs
Fu---d this place up, team! GO Fuchsia!

"The strategy is solid, the momentum is real and I’m fully committed to seeing this through until we name my successor" (help, get me out of here, stat! AAR please!)


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@10z This guy is such a tool and so full of himself it's not even funny anymore.... They whole IT / Commerce team is inept beyond belief.

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“Benevolence is showing how much you care; that’s something AI can’t do."

So let's fire everyone cause we can't make our numbers, but we sure do talk a lot of sm--k. Did I mention let's fire everyone?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yhaBLUc8QpE

What a load of bullsh-t.

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Sp-t my coffee out reading all this, I am so glad that I escaped..... Read this... Like someone said, no one is buying NSIT, just selling....

What is the Fund Sentiment?

There are 684 funds or institutions reporting positions in Insight Enterprises. This is an decrease of 39 owner(s) or 5.39% in the last quarter. Average portfolio weight of all funds dedicated to 1NSIT is 0.20%, an increase of 8.49%. Total shares owned by institutions decreased in the last three months by 2.60% to 42,804K shares.

What are Other Shareholders Doing?

ValueAct Holdings holds 2,272K shares representing 7.33% ownership of the company. In its prior filing, the firm reported owning 2,862K shares , representing a decrease of 25.97%. The firm decreased its portfolio allocation in 1NSIT by 38.43% over the last quarter.

SMCWX - SMALLCAP WORLD FUND INC holds 1,871K shares representing 6.04% ownership of the company. In its prior filing, the firm reported owning 2,556K shares , representing a decrease of 36.63%. The firm decreased its portfolio allocation in 1NSIT by 41.06% over the last quarter.

IJR - iShares Core S&P Small-Cap ETF holds 1,635K shares representing 5.28% ownership of the company. In its prior filing, the firm reported owning 1,689K shares , representing a decrease of 3.27%. The firm decreased its portfolio allocation in 1NSIT by 11.61% over the last quarter.

Capital World Investors holds 1,609K shares representing 5.19% ownership of the company. In its prior filing, the firm reported owning 1,727K shares , representing a decrease of 7.36%. The firm decreased its portfolio allocation in 1NSIT by 28.11% over the last quarter.

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https://www.dqindia.com/interview/how-intelligent-systems-are-evolving-rob-green-cdo-at-insight-enterprises-10816354

What a tool... I use insight consulting teams to do IT work cause well Services dropped off a cliff and they are all on the bench, if we have not fired them yet.. And well then we have to pay real consultants to fix what services couldn't do, cause they don't have the skills...

LOL. Even more hilarious...

India is central to our talent strategy. I have visited many times over the past 20 years and am consistently impressed by the depth of talent here. One of the largest teams in my organization operates across 10 cities in India, reflecting the broad availability of high-quality talent nationwide.

Basically, we like India cause the resources are cheap, they really don't add much value, but they are cheap, like real cheap. Like I can get 10 heads in India for the price of one overpaid, undervalued US worker... Like cheap, did I mention that they are cheap?

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Post ID: @10z+1kaxjxc3e

Well, I am an AI super genius, I have figured out how to absolutely do nothing with something and achieve nothing. Give me a raise and a promotion and fire 10 people in my stead.

IT Director, Leading with AI <------ Has no clue what's actually happening, can't spell ChatGPT and has the most annoying voice on the planet, really.

CFO <------ Enabling Insight's Future Success <----- Running this company into the gutter and I like expensive socks that make me look cool, like real cool. Let me just talk forever cause there is not enough wind in this place to fill my sails.

CDO <---------- Enabling Insight's ??? <--------- I am just lucky to be here, wait, I went to Harvard and worked at Amazon, so I must be cool, and short, and an id--t

CEO <----- I got the boot, but I made a lot of bank a ruined a company while at it

CTO's <------- Wait, there are so many of us, who is the real CTO, please stand up and take a bow

CHRO <------ I have no clue what that stands for, come on people, tell me? Is it an inside joke? I will just play along remembering chemo so you all feel sorry for me not actually being a leader but a foot soldier. I know nothing.

Legal guy <----- I'm only like 80 something, so can someone translate all these LOL's and WTF's, I really don't have a clue and am lucky to still be breathing, but I can't retire yet since ReJoyce got the board boot as the street does not like too many terrible execs leaving at once, not like anyone is actually buying the stock, just selling.... But let me buy some more at $187, cause, well I thought that it would help me pay for Depends. And yes I know that my directs are just waiting in the wings for me to bail.

Turtle Guy <------- I really have an exceptional resume, like I spent my entire life in a bubble at Cap Gemini, I don't know what else to think but don't you all know that I am a Financial wizard? I like turtles! So that must count for something. I also like to bring all my hommies over for a beer and a laugh just to taunt the peasants around here.. I also know how to do just about every integration, solution on the planet, even though I have never coded a thing, cause you know it's all about talk, not actually doing anything

Will the real clown please get out of the clown car, you are embarrassing us all.

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Post ID: @10g+1kaxjxc3e

What a waste of oxygen this leadership team is....... I have never worked with so many two faced people in my life, ever. I think that like the rest of you all reading this, can't get out fast enough. Resume brushed up and looking like there is no tomorrow, because I can't stand this place anymore. Toxic, overdone, exhausting... That's what it is like in my team.

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