What events are planned at your office in advance of the Thanksgiving holiday? My floor is having a potluck lunch.
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Legg is throwing a party and putting d8te r8pe med$ into the food, to commemorate his first att holiday town hall where he hillariously pretended to be dr-ggxd at a party the previous night and couldn't find his own town hall, accidentally releasing free reign spending and allowing all his directs to spend millions on pointless editing.
Someone in senior leadership has turkey jammies.
McElfresh is throwing down, full Thanksgiving Dinner with all the trimmings, including desert and drinks.
@ej aww boo hoo you must be a Gen Zer. Sounds like you need to take a mental health day and do some goat yoga.
Snack cart is coming by.
Level 7 again.
This is it, folks. You all got on my last nerve and I will request HR to setup a meeting tomorrow to determine who can be cut cut cut. Trust me, it will happen and your early Christmas gift is permanent WFH or become homeless. And don't expect Santa Claus will save your a$$ since he is reporting to me and replacing Jon Summers. Peace.
@ex being 40 still makes you a goompa, goompa.
@mm - agreed.
Waffle party, courtesy of Lumon Industries.
I hope there’s one at my office so I can get explosive diarrhea and blame it on the company.
@c3
600,000 more coming
Jalebi and Samosa will make AT&T great again.
Nothing that I'm aware of and I wouldn't attend if there were.
@ek You have GOT to be joking. First off, what team - it's every man for himself these days. And if you have to suggest they decorate, that's pathetic. And who pays for the decorations because cheap a$$ Stankey won't.
"22 years is about 17 years after your last good idea."
LOL -- I have been with ATT for 20 years and I am probably younger than you still. I am in the age group the big Stank said we needed more of. So, how 'bout you get your tongue out of Stank's ahole and move on yourself!
My floor is having a potluck lunch.
We're having potluck layoffs with hot sauce. Complete with being dinged for time spent not working on the presence report.
@eg Which city/building/location, bro? It is sad to see no decorations at all for all major holidays. Let's make a difference this year and suggest something to the team.
@eg time for you to be surplussed grandpa. 22 years is about 17 years after your last good idea. We need visionaries not loyalists hanging around way past their exp date.
“Be thankful you didnt get a surplus notice on 11/21” party By invite only
I’ve been here for 22 years. We’ve never had any acknowledgment of any holiday in our building. Not Thanksgiving, Not Christmas. Not Veterans Day, Not Memorial Day. Nothing. There has never been any holiday decor. It’s like you check into an alternate reality when you walk through those AT&T doors where nothing from the outside applies.
This ain’t a family. There’s no loyalty here. Next
Level 7 here again.
This is my last demand to ask you all a$$hole to get back to work and stop posting on this silly website. If I see another post about Thanksgiving or Christmas event, I will ensure the presence report is 100% inaccurate so I have the reason to ask you to leave ATT without severance.
None. H1B Visas don’t celebrate our holidays.
@az good thought, but I’m too busy to attend even if there was an event. They aren’t backfilling jobs and we’ve lost quite a few people, thus the rest of us have had to pick up the slack. Went from 10 to 6 on my team.
@az why bother? Not like it will help you keep your job around this sinking ship. Let some other su---r waste their time kissing butt.
@a4 omg you went there!
" I will ensure the presence report to be inaccurate so I can fire (or roast) your a$$ of ATT's payroll by the end of the year."
Bring it on MotherFuker. I cannot wait to be "fired for cause" based on the presence report!
“Lenox Office - nothing”
Why not step up and organize a small event?
@av Why the h3ll that everything that comes out of your f-cking mouth has something to with ethic or racist remarks. If you have nothing kind to say, just shut the f-ck up and stay quiet. How hard is that, d1-khead?
I'm sure the Indian people will be happy clams with another ice cream social . They LOVE that stuff..
Lenox Office - nothing
Legg is having a full Thanksgiving lunch, with all the trimmings, catered in for our team. Soft drinks included.
Will have a layoff
How does that sound for the festivities?
OK
Apple sauce