New restructure key goal: Mentor ENGINE resources and get laid off!
Thanks Uncle Chevron!
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HahahahahahHahHhH 😂😂😂😂
Bro they’re the most incompetent fools I’ve ever dealt with. I legitimately ignore them. They’re awful. I can’t believe this is what Chevron is now hahahaha oh man this sh-t got me depressed for real though.
I left in August. ENGINE people found my phone number in documents and continue to call and text me at home asking for help. I’ve blocked them all. One guy said that there was no one around that knew how things worked and my old boss told them to call me. So, evidently is a fu--ing circus.
pretend to mentor - don't tell make them ask - they know nothing and are w$rthless
Hey! lay off the diet Coke with a triple bacon cheeseburger. This is whats served at state dinners these days.
As useful as a/an:
• ashtray on a motorbike
• band-aid at a shark encounter
• BBQ with no gas
• bridge repair notice post collapse
• bulletproof vest made of optimism
• bus brake that squeals louder than it stops
• cage at a bloody budgie fight
• car indicator in Florida
• chocolate fireguard
• chocolate teapot
• cold snag at a sausage sizzle
• compass that always points to regret
• concrete parachute
• decaf coffee at a truck stop
• diet Coke with a triple bacon cheeseburger
• ejector seats on a helicopter
• fan during a power cut
• fa-t in a cyclone
• flashlight with trust issues
• fortune cookie that just says “uh-oh”
• funeral home coupon
• glass hammer
• group chat that stays on topic
• inflatable dartboard
• left-handed boomerang
• lifeguard at the Dead Sea
• motivational quote on Monday morning
• one-armed bricklayer in a wall-kicking contest
• one-legged man in an ar-e-kicking contest
• paper raincoat
• parachute packed by your ex
• pedal-powered wheelchair
• plug hole in a bucket
• politician’s promise during election season
• pork chop at a vegan BBQ
• screen door on a submarine
• screen door on an RV during tornado season
• snowplow in Florida
• solar-powered torch
• stubby without beer
• submarine with windows
• sunroof on a ute with a roo bar
• ti-s on a bull in mating season
• trapdoor in a canoe
• UHF with flat bloody batteries
• umbrella made of holes
• warning label that says “don’t eat this”
• waterproof teabag
• wet fa-t in white shorts
Awful. They’re fu--ing id--ts. It’s so sad we let good folks go…. For this….