Thread regarding HCSC (Health Care Service Corporation) layoffs

Let's Have Some Fun (HCSC Compliance Edition)

Now that (hopefully) the emotions have started to settle after the layoffs at HCSC, maybe we can pivot the energy to something carthartic?

Let’s crowdsource ideas for harmless, policy-accurate compliance. The kind of thing you can do at any company that’s made it clear ethical or moral leadership is... no longer a priority.

We’re talking about doing exactly what’s required, nothing more, nothing less. No sabotage. No risking jobs. Just subtle disengagement that lets you sleep a little better at night, while giving the company exactly what they’ve earned, the bare minimum.

Basically - no team spirit :)

Examples to get us started (some were shared in an earlier post):

Employee surveys? 0’s across the board (except for the 1 question concerning direct manager - mine will always get a 5 - they're amazing). No other comments. No free consulting.

Stop “going the extra mile.” If it’s not in the job description or the SLA, it’s not happening.

“I followed the policy.” (Exactly. To. The. Letter.)

No more “I’ll just handle it real quick” after hours. We’re clocking in and out by the minute (unless it's an expected part of your jd).

Meeting runs past time? “Sorry, I have a hard stop.” Click.

The Rules:

No one here wants to lose their job. These ideas should be safe and policy-compliant.

This is FUN. A release valve.

No “Black on Monday” or anything traceable. Keep it anonymous and professional on the surface.

If you’re here to cape for the company with “But we should think about what’s best for the company,” this thread is not for you. Just scoff and scroll on by.

So... Harmless but satisfying disengagement?


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@14c Salaried EBG

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Post ID: @14m+1k6k3197j

@g3 then you’ve got to be an hourly employee. That’s how they su-k you in. Wait till you start promoting. You have to find a cure to cancer if you want a 4.

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Post ID: @14c+1k6k3197j

I’ve received 5s for two of the last five years, and 4s for the others.

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Post ID: @g3+1k6k3197j

@as you must be new. 4s and 5s are a lie.

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Post ID: @dz+1k6k3197j

Please do this. More 4s and 5s and $$ for the rest of us.

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Post ID: @as+1k6k3197j

I’m currently working on redesigning the back end of the EFT infrastructure. Every time an EOB goes out to a certain government entity it is going to include a list of the the compliance issues that are currently transpiring.

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Post ID: @an+1k6k3197j

@af now everytime someone gives me a thumbs up... i'll wonder lol

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Post ID: @ah+1k6k3197j

Follow the documented process exactly. Even if there's a faster way. Especially if there’s a faster way.

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Post ID: @ag+1k6k3197j

May I suggest a redefining of the thumbs up emoji. From now on anytime I thumbs up something I actually mean “um, kindly eff off” but I’m you know, saying it in a compliant way.

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Post ID: @af+1k6k3197j

Start every workday at 9:00:01 and end at 4:59:59. Precision is professionalism.

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Post ID: @ae+1k6k3197j

Boring.

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Post ID: @a8+1k6k3197j

LOL - clapping

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