💀🧛♂️ Working at Lumen sometimes feels like being in a vampire clan.
• We work best in the dark (data centers, anyone?).
• We su-k the life out of bandwidth — in the best way possible.
• We’ve been around for ages and still keep reinventing ourselves (eternal life, corporate edition).
• And of course, we don’t sparkle in the sunlight… but our fiber sure does. ✨
At least the fangs come in handy for chewing through red tape.
Su-k the life out of employees, they sure do. Technical skills don't matter anymore, it's how you play "Whack-A-Mole" with tickets and metrics, that's ALL they care about. And with metrics increasing next year, it will be impossible to meet them. Well if they ax me I'm not going to be upset in the least about it. Based on my years of experience working in a wide range of IT and telecom areas, I'm laughing at this whole thing.
Who’s the wise guy
They like to su-k the life out of the employees