Any word on what bonuses look like this year yet? I’m trying to get a new laptop to go back to school and can’t afford it because I don’t get paid enough
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Slim to none....
and Slim just left town.
Your bonus is that you have a job
For the first time in eight years, I received a flat bonus in 2025, relative to prior years which were always increasing. Despite the record profits and share price, I'm pretty sure there is a Ron Jeremy sized p-p, aimed straight for our backsides. Trust me, I want to be wrong about this. But with all the knit picking and toxic BS goin on here. Plus the revised year end metrics with the five categories. You'll have to be one of the in crowd most likely, to see anything worthwhile. I hope I live to eat these words but I just dunno anymore...
This year there were record profits and the stock is at an all time high. That means huge bonuses for employees, right?
Everyone gets a $1.00 dollar bonus this year & for 2026 that will be your layoff notice and oh yea, no bonus for that year.
Enjoy!
This is the way.
If you aren’t fired, then consider that your bonus.
No word yet on the numbers. Was told by my mgr. Probably the same as last year.