Been getting surveys lately given the current climate I don’t want to even try answering them as they cause backlash
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this employee survey in corporate America is a satirical masterpiece, a glorious charade that lets us pretend we’re shaping the corporate utopia while we’re just trying to survive another day of malfunctioning printers and “urgent” emails sent at 11:59 p.m.
***example :
Question 1: On a scale of 1 to 5, how empowered do you feel to “be your authentic self” at work?
Oh, the authenticity trap! Nothing screams “be yourself” like a cubicle plastered with motivational posters and a dress code that bans flip-flops but permits soul-crushing conformity. I checked “5—Super Empowered!” because my authentic self loves pretending to care about TPS reports while secretly doodling memes in the margins. Bonus points: the survey promises anonymity, but the HR rep is staring at me like she knows I’m the one who wrote “Bring Your Pet Llama Day” in the suggestion box. 😂😂😂😂