Over two decades, I extracted maximum financial value from this company, with minimal personal investment, and delivered a minimal functional objective. My ethics and morals were fluid, and my social responsibility in doing so was a ruse. I extracted value until there was no more value to extract, and an empty well of a corporation was all that remained.
Chevron made me in their image, and I hope they are proud of their creation. My shareholders are certainly happy with their ROI.