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Watching MW on the news as the opening act is silly

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Single point of accountability / er failure…

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Mark Nelson’s left eye blinks slower and longer.

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A new CEO was hired to take over a struggling company. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run into serious trouble,” he said.

Well, three months later sales and profits were still way down and the new CEO was catching a lot of heat. He began to panic but then he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” The new CEO called a press conference and explained that the previous CEO had left him with a real mess and it was taking a bit longer to clean it up than expected, but everything was on the right track. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and Wall Street – responded positively.

Another quarter went by and the company continued to struggle. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” So he fired key people, consolidated divisions and cut costs everywhere he could. This he did and Wall Street, and the press, applauded his efforts.

Three months passed and the company was still short on sales and profits. The CEO would have to figure out how to get through another tough earnings call. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

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Post ID: @at+1jkxe4khb

HAHAHA AI and data will drill the wells.

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Post ID: @as+1jkxe4khb

Impressive performance…but dust off that CV

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Post ID: @ar+1jkxe4khb

So we beat plan, but we’re not good enough? So who created the plan?

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Mark Nelson, we can do your work without you and you’ve told us…. lol

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Post ID: @ap+1jkxe4khb

The competitive advantage started eroding in 2018. Isn’t that the year MW took over?

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Post ID: @an+1jkxe4khb

I have nothing against Eimeear as a persob but her voice and accent is just incredible annoying to my auditory senses..It's like fingernails against a blackboard...Hope she's able to work on this in the future.

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Post ID: @am+1jkxe4khb

We all do better when we win?

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Post ID: @ak+1jkxe4khb

TY for explaining why being competitive is important…

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Post ID: @aj+1jkxe4khb

Why does she look like a bot from Westworld??

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Post ID: @ah+1jkxe4khb

I'll take MW over EB all day long. We’re doomed.

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Post ID: @ag+1jkxe4khb

EB looks like a AI robot model

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Post ID: @af+1jkxe4khb

We must be direct. Now we will beat around the bush for the next hour.

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Post ID: @ae+1jkxe4khb

We must lean into AI (by outsourcing everything to another Indian ). Honestly, he looks like he got hair implants cuz I don’t see the bald spot anymore.

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Post ID: @ac+1jkxe4khb

Notice the target/bullseye on the "simplify our organizational structure"?

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Post ID: @ab+1jkxe4khb

Wouldn’t trade our culture for anybody else’s…except India’s

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Post ID: @aa+1jkxe4khb

steep up or steep away lol.

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Post ID: @a9+1jkxe4khb

How and where the work gets done. Stay tuned for this comment.

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Post ID: @a8+1jkxe4khb

who let the dogs out...ugh

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Post ID: @a7+1jkxe4khb

“Better than the best”
yet benchmark at the 50% tile… make it make sense Mike.

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Post ID: @a6+1jkxe4khb

MW predictable hand movements are predictable

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Post ID: @a5+1jkxe4khb

You can tell when he shifted from extemporaneous to scripted because he stopped saying uh every 3 words. He’s literally reading this part.

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Post ID: @a4+1jkxe4khb

Hmmmmm - another reply was deleted…

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Post ID: @a3+1jkxe4khb

Chat disabled. Cowards

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