Toenail clippings or foot callus shavings, grind them up fine and throw them into some holiday cookies to leave in the break room? I see where high school kids have done the hash brownies on class mates but I was thinking of trail blazing my own route. Disgusting but far less harmless followed up a few days later with notification of what was done. So tired of just leaving a half cut onion in someone's cube where they can't find it. Or doing a drive by on a VPs office with liquid a z z spray.
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A very disturbed individual, probably the same guy that keeps spouting rumors about the 5/5/5 early retirement offer to craft! Sad to know we have employees that are barely hanging on to reality!
lol att is so full of winners from the ceo all the way down.
If the last two years have taught me anything, it's that telephonies will put anything in their bodies. Especially if it's free.
Doctoring up food with foreign materials will get you a fine & jail time if caught. I've never done it, BUT.....Once upon a time worked in an Engineering group where 4 women refused to join the work coffee club and instead used the rented machine to "steal hot water" and would stir in their own Sanka. The coffee was overcharged but the money bought Friday Tamales & paid for birthday celebrations - so most of us were OK with the practice. These 4 women contributed $00.00 but ate the free food. A crazy AM in our group was taking a cake decorating class & brought in a cake. Looked good, smelled great. This same guy would talk about his 5Ex-Capades, eating kitty, bu-t inserts - everything & these same 4 women (prudes) would walk out when he started.
So he brings this cake & everyone went in to get a slice or two and he comes to me & whispers to me "Don't eat the cake"! At break he tells me that he made a Spe.rm Cake & those 4 prude cheap azz women just had their first 69. Claudia, Betty, Gail & Judy.
Arg...................
sickos everywhere, broken
Is this a joke? I know plenty of waiters and waitresses who have doled out spitters.
When happy hours existed and me too was still in a test tube lots of people in offices would head out after work, get liquored up, and then heat up the sheets. I took some ATT ladies to the promise land several times. Too old now and we'll past my hey day.
I had inter course with a director in her office well after hours.
Due to Covid no one is consuming anything homemade from the break rooms. Wait a minute this is ATT and the office vultures wolf down mayo loaded sandwiches laying around all day if they are placed in the break room. I remember this engineer guy would do number 2, not wash his hands, and get ice from break room machine with bare hands.