- As a send - over, retread , fall out exec formerly under JD
- Speak warmly of your new CEO
- Dress up, hair in place, teeth brushed, and smile for your profile shot
- Even though you are not, appear to have a grasp of what you're doing
- Send out all memos and emails with a DEI flavor
- Distribute at least one company wide email per month
- Pretend to be in charge, of 15 meetings per week.
- Go into the office as you please, or don't please
- Receive much higher salaries, raises and bonuses than non Charlie Company execs
I am pretty tired just pointing these things out. Just imagine the exhaustion Charlie Company members must feel. I know we all proudly salute them.
Did I miss anything?