Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

New RTO Buzzwords Coming

We're starting to hear some new RTO related buzzwords: Network Pod, Hyperlocal, Cross Pollinate, and Work Bubble.

A "Network Pod" is a small group of employees that sit with one another, but are not in the same group and do not actually work together. The idea is that they'll somehow collaborate and "Cross Pollinate" by virtue of their close proximity.

"Hyperlocal" pertains to the physical distance that an employee commutes to work. Somebody who lives within walking distance of the office is more "hyperlocal" than somebody who has a 15 minute commute (and the poor shmuck who has an hour long commute isn't hyperlocal at all). In the eyes of our buzzwordy leadership it's good to be local, and better to be hyperlocal.

A "Work Bubble" is the same thing as a Tower. Which was the same thing as a Silo. Which was the same thing as "your Lane". Which was the same thing as "your Boundaries". You get the idea. It's that imaginary wall within which you or your immediate group is confined while at work. Except the idea now is that you sit next to somebody who is in the same "bubble" as you. It kinda sounds contradictory to the idea of "Network Pod", but I'm only telling you what we're hearing.

Layoff implications...? My take is that this is yet another way of management expressing their opinion that they don't like remote workers.

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Post ID: @OP+1incAnyr

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Network pod ain't gonna work unless they create commissars to babysit the thousands of employees who's assigned workplace is different than everyone else in their group. The best "expense reduction" possible in this situation would be to fire the mo--ns that came up with this nonsense. They aren't producing anything and they wouldn't be missed.

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Post ID: @wnn+1incAnyr

I love my hyperlocal work bubble, we prefer to not cross pollinate into the network pod.

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Post ID: @qot+1incAnyr

Well…I’m shocked WFC Executives are not using confusing and complicated acronyms: NPOD, HYLOC, CPOL, WBUB 😂.

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Post ID: @zde+1incAnyr

Where’s my commute and parking bump in pay? Paid for parking for years, so I feel the bank owes me now.

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Post ID: @mef+1incAnyr

The ludicrousness of this pleases me.

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Post ID: @tsh+1incAnyr

We have taken the don’t ask, don’t tell process with RTO. My manager does not ask if I have gone in, and I don’t tell her I’m not.

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Post ID: @dwe+1incAnyr

I could use some help, what's a good euphemism / buzz word for "F#-@ RTO"?

There will be no "network pod". I have actual work to do, if they want to fire me for not doing something other than my actual work, go for it. I really don't care at this point.

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Post ID: @vtq+1incAnyr

Management of WFC is hypershitty.

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Post ID: @rhk+1incAnyr

I’ll need to update my Buzzword Bingo cards that are used for meetings.

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Post ID: @nrv+1incAnyr

Buzzwords will not fix the toxicity here.

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Post ID: @ips+1incAnyr

The bank and/or industry can rename it whatever they want. Maybe they learned that from our current administration who loves redefining terms to keep us mindfu---d always. Who knows. Either way, I’ll never accept these loser terms. Haven’t heard them yet to be honest. They will need to offer me my severance so I can stop planting anti RTO seeds in my coworkers brains. I’m going to play the game as hard as they are with this bs.

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Post ID: @asi+1incAnyr

Wonder what label the enlightened get if they're opting remote regardless of their hypothetical commute..."hyper-productive"?

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Post ID: @owg+1incAnyr

Some consulting firm is billing Fortune 500 suckers for the pleasure of introducing such jargon, along with the corollary icons for rolling them out via slick ppt decks.

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