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knock knock. who’s there? att. ………..knock knock
Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday and my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday in the morning before I went to work. My parents forgot too and so did my kids. I got into work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. I was really sad because everyone had forgotten my birthday!
But then as I walked into my office, my secretary smiled and said to me, “Happy birthday, boss!”
Because everyone else had forgotten, I felt so special so when my secretary asked me if I wanted to go for lunch with her I jumped at the chance.
After we’d eaten lunch, she invited me back to her apartment and again I jumped at the chance. When we got there, she asked, “Do you mind if I just go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“No problem, I’ll just wait here,” I said.
Five minutes later my secretary came back out of the bedroom with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”…
While I was waiting on the sofa… na--d.
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to p-e. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my pe--s on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his pe--s and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking goofy!"
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
A man rented an office and opened a new business.
He took out an ad in the paper and put up a big sign.
He was very excited for customers to start coming to him.
He bought some nice office furniture, some nice chairs, an impressive looking desk phone and computer, a large oil painting and some fresh flowers all hoping to give a look of success.
About mid-morning he sees a man walking up to his office and he got very excited to be meeting his first customer.
He had not had any business at all and he thought the best thing would be to look like he was very busy and successful.
He picked up the phone and started talking loudly and acting very important, when the potential customer came in he covered the mouthpiece and said "give me a few minutes, this is a very important client on the phone".
He continued acting like he was doing big business and that he was very important. After 4 or 5 minutes he said goodbye to the false phone call and apologized to the man for keeping him waiting and asked what he could help him with.
The man said "I'm John from the phone company and I'm here to install your phone.".
AT&T has awesome billing
Melissa Arnoldi is still here without Donavan. How is this possible?
WFH is going great ;))))
We care about the customers…
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