Whoo Hoo - U.S. economy contracts for second-straight quarter, GDP falls at 0.9% pace in Q2 - post regarding Honeywell International Inc. layoffs

Anonymous · 2022-07-28T13:19:05Z

Confidential Memo from Charlotte Leadership - Immediately accelerate "Project Starling" to purge the invasive species of staff HR - Prioritize by L blockers, Senior staff that add burdened costs on US healthcare plan, anyone on video that doesn't applaud loudly at all hands meetings IT - Scan all devices for keywords: resume, contracts, and instant messages with the word "toxic" Legal - Make HIPAC donations to accelerate H1B visa for Project "Welcome to America" Finance - Identify stretch goals to pull ahead revenue, slow pay more supplies beyond 180 days and MOST importantly prepare Operation "Stable Leadership with Headwinds Bonus" plan. Finally - RIF's start in September to meet Q4 restructuring costs targets. Who Hoo don't let a crisis go to waste!

Whoo Hoo - U.S. economy contracts for second-straight quarter, GDP falls at 0.9% pace in Q2

Confidential Memo from Charlotte

Leadership - Immediately accelerate "Project Starling" to purge the invasive species of staff
HR - Prioritize by L blockers, Senior staff that add burdened costs on US healthcare plan, anyone on video that doesn't applaud loudly at all hands meetings
IT - Scan all devices for keywords: resume, contracts, and instant messages with the word "toxic"
Legal - Make HIPAC donations to accelerate H1B visa for Project "Welcome to America"
Finance - Identify stretch goals to pull ahead revenue, slow pay more supplies beyond 180 days and MOST importantly prepare Operation "Stable Leadership with Headwinds Bonus" plan.
Finally - RIF's start in September to meet Q4 restructuring costs targets. Who Hoo don't let a crisis go to waste!

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Don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain. Cash down, revenue guidance down, backlog up due to supply chain problems and order repricing actions, and stock buybacks to prop up the share price. No pull forward of orders? LOL that's been going on for years. Smoke and mirrors from this group.

Don't worry! GDP falls .09%. We'll still make a profit.

Expect reduction in force and layoffs coming. I can see Honeywell reducing workforce by 0.18%.

Even though GDP fell only 09%. We can increase our dividends and price of stock. By making you a future shaper of the unemployment line.

The future is what you make it. You have a bright future. The future is with Honeywell. Together the future is bright. Honeywell will be with you until the end. Which is coming sooner than later.

Diamond Hands!

Hon stock going to the moon

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I wonder what would happen if you used your creative talents for good...

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