Had to repost this…. It can be a Rap song, or Country. Try to rap it…
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Here it goes:
Retired from AT&T for 6 years. 37 years in. Retired at 55.
Tomorrow AT&T is going to reimburse me $427 for my health insurance.
I've ATVS. An 18' Crestliner Fish Hawk and a 20' pontoon. I'll have my people bring the pontoon out to my dock next week. The fishing boat is at my cabin in my 30X40 pole building with the tractors.
My cabin sits on 80 acres. Paid $14,000 for it. Now worth $180K. But I don't need the money.
A lake house and 80 acres with a cabin on it 2 hours away.
7 figures in my 401K/IRA.
2 2019 vehicles bought new.
Go out 4-5 times a week for dinner.
Go to the Caribbean or Mexico twice a year.
I pay folks to plow my driveway and change my oil. No lawn to cut as I live in the woods.
Call me a boomer all you want.
I am, and I'm winning the likes of what you'll never see.
Your jealousy is showing.
Insult away, It's Ribeye night at the local Restaurant.
Please work some OT to keep SS solvent.
Just just a 5.7% raise.