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When I die on my commute on are
Tuesday, I want MW to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
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Private schools? You are aware that the best high school in Texas, and one of the best in the nation is in Montrose, a mile from the office, right?
@1ab, 15 minutes?? For those with families/kids, home prices in good areas of the loop are astronomical plus private schools for multiple kids. Would need a 2-3 PSG jump to consider that.
Does your wife work at a tunnel sandwich hut?
The traffic snarl in downtown is tolerable if it means more business for
restaurants and other service industries. They are the ones who are hurting now.
Todays’ Houston Chronicle is attacking Chevron RTW for snarling downtown traffic.
Bay Area traffic is even worse what with the tolls, tunnels and bridges. No park n ride either, just the disastrous County Connection.
When you live in a state full of red.necks trying to imitate Dale Earnhardt or imitating County music (get out of the way of my big bad truuuuuuuck) and all the beer guzzling that goes on to drown the sorrow of living in a dump city and state thats what you get.
I’ve never had an issue with Houston traffic. I like that the freeway speeds are pretty unlimited. It’s fun!
So this is somehow related to layoffs?
Welcome to g-n culture. The obsession with g-ns is a mental disorder.
Ah the subtilty of a UK ex-pat. You don't often get that on this site. Bet his name is James, James Bond.
Yes the overseas travellers in the office will fair better in this competion. Sounds like Lagos or a Mad Max Movie or another post apocolytic movie.
If your commute is more than 15 minutes you have your priorities wrong.
I drive my car to work on the Houston freeways everyday. I’m well prepared for the road ragers out there. I outfitted my vehicle so with one push of a button I can quickly deploy 5 gallons of oil slick onto the road from a spigot under the back bumper. Push another button and drop 8 pounds of roofing nails. Push a third button and create a smoke screen thicker than London fog to get away. If the d!ckhead gets ahead of me, the big red button deploys the machine g-n in the grill and blasts him to oblivion.
Don't go to a gas station or convenience store after 9pm.
Don't cut anyone off on 290, 45, 59, and I-10, and don't be on the road late at night. ...and you know the parts of town to avoid.
This is why it's best to carpool with the good ol' boys of Chevron. Their lifted F250s are indestructible.