Honeywell is a great place to work:
1) Work life balance
2) Great pay
3) Looks out for its employees
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"Honeywell looks out for its employees"
Honestly thanks, I needed a laugh today.
Actually it was great. Once I decided I don’t care. Overtime went to zero. April Fools or not, once you realize you control your own level of pain.... it’s not so bad... compared to jail
Best April Fools prank, EVER! Thanks OP, I am laughing my @ss off!
It looks like a few posters and several down-voters didn't get the idea of an April Fools thread.
Don't forget the Kit Kats!
1- Uh BS
2- Your kidding right?
3- I think I almost sh_t my pants on that one
Great pay? Even if true, at what cost?
Have a great and productive day!
You forgot the awesome prestige of having Honeywell on your resume.
Imagine the doors that will open.
Ya burn 16 platforms, and whadda ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
just got a brand new “Inclusion and Diversity” Chief, which means what?
You mean "Virtue Signaling Executive"....
It's so cute when new hires post here. Give it a couple years of increased workload, minimal pay raises, and lack of career progression and see how your attitude will change.
Additional April Fool if someone likes a good fun.
- just got a brand new “Inclusion and Diversity” Chief, which means what?
More overseas workers?
Great April fool.
If serious my advice is to please lower the crack pipe.
You've obviously never worked anywhere else.
Completely agree!