Hey Alex & SVPs,
Maybe take a look over at LinkedIn and see the impact you’ve just had on people’s lives. All the former employees posting there kind of makes a human choke up at least a little bit. I wonder what you will spend your $500K+ retention bonus on as they all flog the streets looking for work. Maybe a new Porsche for the twisty Hawaii roads, a newer bigger boat to cruise sylvan lake?? I hope you fill us all in on your next blog post.
And now the ones left get to look forward to the next round of layoffs in March, and then for the rest of the year as well. But employees can all sleep better knowing our management are all a little bit richer, while the pions do the real work of trying to make the merger actually succeeds. I’m sure you’ll take credit for it anyways.
My point being go take a look at how you’ve impacted everyone. It’s real.