Reinstitute the sbc Ambassador Program & get 1st level managers to go out on their time, using their cars, burning their gas to visit small business owners and attempt to talk the owners into buying more bad antiquated services that they don't need nor want.
Pass out those stupid Ambassador shirts, keep detailed follow up logs and make sure some marketeer gets the sales bonus.
Caca, I was in the C.O. managing 25 people, 8 switches, co-ordinating conversions, working 65 hour weeks and those marketing dolts would call and threaten me because I wasn't making those all important Ambassador visits.
Fools!