Lighten up management dudes -
We got sold .
Some Private Equity firm owns us now and they don't care about NPS or DPP - they only care about how much equity can be squeezed out us before we shrivel and die like a raisin in the sun.
So why are the Video Managers grinding so hard on us to pimp our last few customers for another 12 bucks for Protection Plans?
Why you asking us to beg for mercy so that last remaining customer gives us a "five" on your NPS survey?
The pig got sold at auction already, we don't need to keep polishing the pig to make it look pretty - this ain't no high schooler's 4H project anymore.
Pig got sold. Pig gets carved up. Pig becomes bacon. End of piggie story.
So quit bugging us.