Linked-in quickly turned into Facebook for the corporate world. Where everyone is smiling, wealthy, and happy making the world a better place, by promoting their own ideologies. Add an extra heaping serving of toxic positivity when evil decisions are made.
Every American company the last 3 months....
To my Salesforce family.
To my Intel family.
To my Uber family.
To my State Farm family.
To my Aetna family.
To my google family.
Very saddened by the news of separations, exits, impacted, disconnected, (you mean layoffs jerk) today after our headcount rationalization process. We announced working from indefinitely for 2020 (getting high 5 front page news) (wow best company ever!) (they let me move to lake8statesaway and keep my 200k job wow) thinking the impacts of Covid would be short lived (no you didn’t) we made tough decisions initially to furlough specific positions (you mean people you didn’t like) thinking they would promptly come back. (We made no mention of eliminating all the personnel who maintained our campuses for 20 years because they are just contracted losers right, now back to the workers that matter only a little more)
So sorry you young tech workers just got your $200,000 student loans due after your short lived high flying Bay Area tech career my buddy Ralph McBigbucks convinced me to offshore all of your jobs to Mumbai, and Hyderabad because....well that’s what he did. I’m sure when you told your parents and friends OMG I got hired by google,uber,postmates,salesforce starting at $180,000 OMG you had no idea we would convince you you can sell your home and move to the mid west because your job is safe forever (meaning 6 months) and by the time you paint that last bedroom for the new baby on the way you can start immediately training your new offshore replacement)
Ohana baby! Ohana! Hope you land on your feet soon in the worst job marked since the civil war....... just be happy you didn’t lose a leg buddy and keep that chin up. Keep grinding and things will work out, they always do...
Phil Cashington IV