To be fair you whiny pylons there are mansions to pay for here and they don’t pay for themselves. These poor guys have second and third homes to pay for whether in Hawaii, on Sylvan Lake, or wherever. Others have their Olympic rich kids training to pay for and that’s not cheap. These things cost money so they need this extra bit, nay they deserve it. So you keep whining and trying to figure out how you’re going to pay for medication once your benefits wind down or pay your mortgage when no one is hiring during a pandemic. Ungrateful brats. It’s not like it’s easy trying to keep a straight face while telling staff there are no retention bonuses or there will be no more layoffs. Wait what? Forget that part.
And we need to keep these extra executives around as they’re our buddies, sure not useful buddies but still. Sure they’re the biggest salaries it again, well deserved.
The good thing is once you’re laid off you will join a very inclusive and diverse group of people who are all looking for work. On the bright side you won’t have to go to anymore useless townhalls where they say nothing of value while congratulating themselves on being great communicators. I can’t wait to hear them tell us how hard it is to let people go and how very difficult these decisions are. Luckily they will have their excessive amounts of money to help them get over it.
And if you see them throw a few promotions in while this is going on for a few of the chosen ones, it’s only because you are all so dense and cheating them on work time while working from home trying to balance your life, that you’re forcing them to need more VPs to watch over you. Don’t worry you will be back in the office soon enough for layoffs.