Please wager your best guess on what the next dumb@$$ thing AT&T will do, say or blame in order to distract next. It'll be hard to beat, as they've already got quite1 a head start on everyone.
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AT&T university will open to the general public, so all of our friends and family can sign up and someday work for the company...
Promise to resurrect the coal industry so T can be energy self-sufficient. Then pander to steel workers too, just because.
There is a HUGE unveiling next week of our latest flagship product!!! Wait for it..... wait for it..... ready??? It’s called the PALM PILOT!!! Yayyy!!! We’re all rich now!!
Give Stankey his 30+ million compensation for 2020.
Buying RedBox, and investing heavily into coin changing kiosks
Spend 100B on a 2030 Workspace plan
Surplussing all of us with Nanodegrees.
Start making Salad Dressing, call it Stankeys Own, sell it for $100/oz, make it a part of a super sticky bundling package and force subscribers to acquire it
@ldg+16aBcsz0, WINNER!
Buy AOL's remaining dialup customers at $5000 per customer. Anyone that doesn't use dialup has a low IQ.
Buy Disney World theme parks. Just like T retail wireless stores where workers outnumber customers 10:1, these theme parks have the same ratio. Stank loves that monorail.
Millions for more sports stadium naming rights
I was going to say corner the market on butter churns and buggy whips, but, hmm, I'm going with being subpoenaed by the US Attorney regarding involvement with the Illinois Speaker of the House, Michael Madigan and special "activities." Yea, baby!
https://www.illinoispolicy.org/att-gets-subpoena-in-madigan-probe/
Acquire Blockbuster!
Make a $100M gift that taken from our Pension fund and is divided equally between BLM, ACLU and NAACP to atone for our sins of skewed pie charts.
Fund pension liabilities with AT&T stock!!
Stop selling cell phones, and instead, sell refurbished PDA's, and Sony Walkmans in their place.
Here's a suggestion; mail order DVD subscriptions! Genius! Order what you want, keep them as long as you want and them send them back, all for a monthly fee! Why has leadership not thought of this???
Maybe they will buy up a bunch of shopping malls in hopes to compete with Amazon.
Beta max revival?
think about any industry that is about to die or is at the top of the range, randy and the stank will buy them up. they can't help themselves. dumb as they come
This is a sure thing!
Stinky will invent new ways of enriching himself and his buddies on the Board of Misdirectors while whacking as many Americans as possible.
Wall Street and the Fed will let Stinky borrow as much $ as he desirez to enrich himself.
Everything else is a distraction!
Spend $50 Billion on VHS tape refurbishment company
Freeze pension